A graded fish is a loyal fish — OWWF Licensed Printer, Directive 114-FCCB
A GRADED FISH IS A LOYAL FISH.
Welcome to fccb.agency, the only website the Fishcord Catch Certification Board will admit to operating. If you arrived looking for rumors, dockside appraisals, or "what my buddy said the grade should be," you are in the wrong building. If you arrived looking for certainty printed on acrylic — proceed.
We do not make fish famous. We make fame measurable.
— Office of Public Confidence (est. last Thursday)
| Seals applied | Enough |
| Serials returned to the lake | The correct number |
| Grade disputes upheld | 0 |
| Anglers educated | Ongoing |
| Mythic header ink produced | — WITHHELD — |
Figures prepared by the Division of Encouraging Numbers. Do not cite in court. Do not cite in trade chat. Do not cite.
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HOLDING IS NOT WITNESSING.
WITNESSING IS NOT FOREVER.
FOREVER IS A FEE.
Approved by the Office of Public Confidence. Rejected slogans this cycle included "Fish Harder" and "Ask About Crimson." Do not ask about crimson.
Heard a dockside appraiser promise a "soft 10"? Seen a header band that should not exist? The Board maintains a tip line that goes nowhere on purpose — accountability is a feeling.
Email: tips@fccb.agency
Tips are reviewed by a rubber stamp named Gregory. Gregory has never moved.
Actual instruments — directives, bulletins, fee cards — live in the Records Annex. That is the boring room. It is also the only room that binds anyone.
ENTER THE RECORDS ANNEX »Reading a directive will not raise your grade. We have measured this.